Lying in bed with your feet up to prevent swelling SEEMS like a great idea – on the surface. Sounds almost relaxing, doesn’t it? But while my feet may feel and look somewhat better, my house and my family are in a state of domestic neglect. Today was awful. Did I say today was awful? Really awful.
The arguments – children left to themselves. Not good.
The mess – you do not want to see my house.
The foodlessness – unless you want to call McDonald’s and cereal for dinner meals.
The undone work – piles and piles of it everywhere.
Nanny-Teacher-Cook-Maid-Secretary wanted. Typing and Ghost writing/blogging skills a plus. No experience necessary with previous children – mine will break you in. Pay is non-existent. Hours are 24/7. Benefits? I’ll be your bestest friend.
Maybe I can get back to my desk tomorrow. Either that or these nails are going to have to go (like my sanity if I’m still in bed tomorrow). Laptop keyboards and long finger-nails don’t mix.
In the mean time – while I’m having my bowl of cereal for dinner, please apply for the position in my comments section.